Two weeks here, and I still haven't been to DC or in any sort of museum. Nope. Two weeks here, and I have been to four malls. Four. Different. Malls. And one of them? Was a huge ass outlet store.

I know, I know -- that I should save money, and blah blee bloo. But if you spot a pair of original Kenneth Cole sunglasses that costs around $15, instead of $40...would you not buy it, too? Or you're just walking to look for a belt, and you pass by a Calvin Klein shirt that's 50% off. Would you not fucking buy that as well? Especially if you found out that the belt you wanted to buy would only set you back around $13 instead of $40?

Really.